An Opportunity to Laugh at Ridiculous Career Questions

An Opportunity to Laugh at Ridiculous Career QuestionsAn Opportunity to Laugh at Ridiculous Career QuestionsAn Opportunity to Laugh at Ridiculous Career QuestionsEvery now and then, I visit the Careers Employment section of Yahoo Answers to see what people are buzzing about. Maybe Ill find a great blog post idea when Ive got a serious case of writers block? Its worked before. Since Ive been doing that, Ive noticed that most questions are expected, like wanting to know what to ask in a job interview or how to address a year of unemployment on your resume.But my most recent search turned a little wacky and funny once I got to the third page of popular questions. What did I find? This lovely gem I accidentally called a woman hideous at work. What should I do? This made me laugh out loud in my cube, and reading the explanation of the question made me laugh even more.Here are the others I found. Theyre not for the easily offended or politically correct, and youre urged to read the colorf ul answers at your own riskWhy wont my boss accept because I was too drunk to drive as a valid excuse for missing a 9AM dept. meeting?Where does one obtain a certification as a Corn Dog Consultant?How can I nap discreetly at my desk (it seems I had a big night - cant remember) without getting caught?Whats the best way to go about making sure imaginary procedures that no one follows are well-documented?Is it really all that schwimmbad to list a company youve never worked for on your resume?How do I account for the 2 years I spent as a day time hooker on my resume?Snickers. Happy Wednesday everyone